i just google imaged poop.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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