Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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