Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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