So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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