We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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