Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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