i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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