D3 body, D1 cock
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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