I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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