Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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