just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
she woke up with a sticky ear
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
