Me too!
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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