dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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