i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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