belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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