i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
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