he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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