i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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