I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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