I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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