its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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