Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize