Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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