How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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