Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
i've created a new STD.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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