She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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