your thong is hanging out like whoa
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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