Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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