That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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