Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
We talked him into tasing himself.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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