Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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