Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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