When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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