mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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