How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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