just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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