Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Randomize
