Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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