I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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