"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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