Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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