What should our trivia night team be named?
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By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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