Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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