I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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