Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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