I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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