ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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