i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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