No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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