first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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