4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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