Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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