hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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