Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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