chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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